Stop lying to yourself.
Stick to your GOALS

That "New Year New Me" thing? Yeah, we're making it legally binding this time.

2 minutesOne goal that actually matters

How this actually works

Three steps to stop being all talk and zero action

Choose your goal
1

Pick ONE Thing

Not 47 things. ONE. The thing you've been avoiding that would actually change your life.

Sign your contract
2

Get Brutally Honest

Answer questions about what's really holding you back. We turn your chaos into a hilariously accurate contract.

Make it public
3

Make It Public (No Backing Out)

Get a public URL. Screenshot it. Send it to everyone. When the internet knows, you can't quit.

NEW YEAR SPECIAL

You know that thing
you keep saying you'll do?

Yeah. It's time. And no, "Monday" isn't a date.

Hilariously Personal Contract

AI roasts you into success (with love)

Public Accountability

The internet will hold you accountable (sorry)

Screenshot-Worthy

So good you'll want to share it everywhere

Takes 2 Minutes

Faster than scrolling TikTok (but actually useful)

Okay Fine, Let's Do This

One-time payment • No subscription • Less time than your last doom scroll